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[rednerd]

TIM DRAKE

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DELIVERY

[catsudon]

( Strange. Haven't people been talking about getting these? You'll find a delivery from Retrospec at your home, or at some place you often frequent. Thank you, says Retrospec. For all you do.

Inside the box there is a single feline plushie. Tied around its neck is a bit of ribbon with a note: ♥ From Yuri's Angels. There is nothing else. The box from Retrospec, the plush kitty, and that note.

Congratulations. You are the lucky mistaken recipient of a Yuri's Angel Cat Plush. What a wonderful day this must be!!! )

[rednerd]

[catsudon]

( on the upside, actually dissecting the plush cat will prove the following: it's filled with environmentally friendly stuffing, and is quite cleverly constructed. beyond that, it will remain a plush cattachino and, sadly, nothing will explode. or change colours when introduced the chemicals casually. still.

RIP, Cattachino!!! )

Misfire - 3/11

[notyourutopian]

Telling me I'm hot will not get me to help you fix your car. What are you, twelve?

[ooc: wee hello hope you don't mind.]

[rednerd]

Seventeen, actually.
Never thought physical attractiveness would correlate to car fixing favors.

[notyourutopian]

Oh bloody hell again?!

Sorry. This was meant for someone else.

And it doesn't! He's just hitting one me to try and get me to look at his engine.

Actual engine. Not a euphemism. I hope.

3/20 text hope this is cool!

[gnasher]

yo. it's matsuoka. you taking dr. dawes' robotics class?

this is fine!!

[rednerd]

Hey.
I may be, but that depends on why you're asking.

[He's a nerd! People are always trying to cheat off him!]

[gnasher]

can you give me the assignments for the last couple weeks? i'm joining the class late and i don't want to give him the satisfaction of asking for them.

text; 4/03. im not sorry??

[antagonize]

Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.

However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR.

There, in bold print, was MSRP 7.99$

kyuu...

[rednerd]

Okay, first: technically dollar signs go before the price unless you're French-Canadian or some other small nationality that puts the symbol afterward.

Second: is this Jason Grace? Why the cluck are you sending me the cancer of the Internet?

Text - 5/1/17

[checkoutmyttk]

r we being taken over by aliens?

[checkoutmyttk]

or paparazzi

[checkoutmyttk]

or alien paparazzi???

[rednerd]

Tim Drake is typing...

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard We have not spoken in a while, but people keep mentioning your name and skills.
Chloe Bouchard Have you been looking into the program at all, this app itself?
Chloe Bouchard Have you managed to actually learn anything?

[She was betting 'no,' but it was worth a shot.]

[rednerd]

Tim Drake Yes and no.
Tim Drake The app runs and stores its data on a cloud system.
Tim Drake The security for it isn't child's play; they really know what they're doing.

text | 5/5

[secare]

hey
is this tim?
my cousin rin said you'd be the person to talk about all this retrospec junk?

[rednerd]

[Wtf, Rin, you remember him. (Being a giant nerd.) He's touched.]

This is he.
Bricked phones are dead in the water, sorry.
Weird surprise gifts should be reported to the police.
I don't know how we became James and the Giant Peach, but we did.

5/10

[standalonehuman]

This might be out of your specialty, but what do you know about QR codes?

[rednerd]

Item information? Made for the Japanese automotive industry?
QR codes are a good method of tracking. Identification, documents, even time. A lot of postal companies use it for package tracking nowadays.
Why?

Text; backdated to a week before prom

[checkoutmyttk]

i need another opinion cause everyone else has terrible taste and doesn't appreciate quality when they see it.


tell me this isn't perfect

[rednerd]

Sure, if you're going to be thrown across a State Park picnic table for an old couple's 50th anniversary.

Wait.
Is this for prom?
Please tell me this isn't for prom.

5/12

[standalonehuman]

If this was you, good work. If this was not you, then you need to know this.

[The actual text just contains the link to the dropbox video. Togusa isn't sure which of his two points of contact gave it to him, so he's sending it back to both, just to cover his bases.]

Verifying it tomorrow.

[rednerd]

[Oh... Well, shit.]

Wasn't me.
I don't know if I want that to be legit or not.
Let me know what you find out.
I can look around myself.