Don't go without me. Don't go with anyone else either, but it's better if you go with someone period. I don't think Jim is a real person. I don't think the building is what it seems either.
[Somewhere in the multiverse there is a Tim who doesn't lie. This is not that Tim.]
ok, i'm just gonna say right now i'm probably gonna go, but i'll hit you up before i do. that honesty out of the way, what do you mean not a real person? like just some random other person pretending to be jim? is jim catfishing us?
i'm so glad that you've come to understand the value of my very pretty face. i think this is an important step in our friendship
Tim, are you serious? Why? What's the point? [If it was anyone else he'd be laughing in their face and calling them paranoid but...it's Tim. he always has reasons for thinking the way he does.]
That's what I'm trying to find out. It's just a hunch. There's no evidence. Yet. Legally, they are pretty much scot-free, Jim included. I'm worried about what they may do if we start calling them out. I don't trust they can get pictures of us in private so easily. That's toeing the line. I know you love yourself, Con, but don't ever tell me you're okay with having private photos of yourself waved in your face.
I tried to hack into their app a while back. Security was tighter than I anticipated. That means they're serious.
[It takes a few minutes and several aborted attempts at typing a response before he actually replies.]
this is really bad, isn't it? [He's not even a little bit okay with it, it's just a lot easier to deflect with humor than admit how freaked out he is.]
yeah ok but you better be being careful if you keep looking into it. idk if you realize how much time and work i put into breaking you into the role of my best friend. i refuse to start from scratch
it might be hard to get u over being starstruck every day when u realized how famous and talented i am, but it'd be worth it even if u r an overachieving nerd :)
who else is gonna appreciate all my wit and charm???
No one. I can't think of a single person. You'd be in wit and charm jail before you could even blink. I'm serious, though. The building could be dangerous, so try not to do anything stupid.
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Okay.
[His fingers may be a little crossed.]
Don't go without me.
Don't go with anyone else either, but it's better if you go with someone period.
I don't think Jim is a real person.
I don't think the building is what it seems either.
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ok, i'm just gonna say right now i'm probably gonna go, but i'll hit you up before i do. that honesty out of the way, what do you mean not a real person? like just some random other person pretending to be jim? is jim catfishing us?
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Let me know before you go so you don't get your face fried.
Then no one would come to any of your movies or concerts.
Jim catfishing us would be preferable to Jim not being a real boy.
That is, I think Jim is a program.
Everyone likes to bring up the fact he's trying to woo some lady on the team, but honestly, I think it's a facade.
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Tim, are you serious? Why? What's the point? [If it was anyone else he'd be laughing in their face and calling them paranoid but...it's Tim. he always has reasons for thinking the way he does.]
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It's just a hunch. There's no evidence. Yet.
Legally, they are pretty much scot-free, Jim included.
I'm worried about what they may do if we start calling them out.
I don't trust they can get pictures of us in private so easily. That's toeing the line.
I know you love yourself, Con, but don't ever tell me you're okay with having private photos of yourself waved in your face.
I tried to hack into their app a while back.
Security was tighter than I anticipated.
That means they're serious.
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this is really bad, isn't it? [He's not even a little bit okay with it, it's just a lot easier to deflect with humor than admit how freaked out he is.]
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We'll know if it gets worse.
The police are involved if it makes you feel better.
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STOP MAKING HIM GRIN LIKE AN IDIOT YOU'RE LUCKY HE'S ALONE]
But if something did happen, would you 50 First Dates me?
Until we were back to the same level of friendship.
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it might be hard to get u over being starstruck every day when u realized how famous and talented i am, but it'd be worth it even if u r an overachieving nerd :)
who else is gonna appreciate all my wit and charm???
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You'd be in wit and charm jail before you could even blink.
I'm serious, though.
The building could be dangerous, so try not to do anything stupid.
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And then what comes through is:]
One time in kindergarten you tried to climb on top of the swing set to jump off because you said you were a paratrooper.
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and anyway it was totally awesome, u know it was