[It takes a few minutes and several aborted attempts at typing a response before he actually replies.]
this is really bad, isn't it? [He's not even a little bit okay with it, it's just a lot easier to deflect with humor than admit how freaked out he is.]
yeah ok but you better be being careful if you keep looking into it. idk if you realize how much time and work i put into breaking you into the role of my best friend. i refuse to start from scratch
it might be hard to get u over being starstruck every day when u realized how famous and talented i am, but it'd be worth it even if u r an overachieving nerd :)
who else is gonna appreciate all my wit and charm???
No one. I can't think of a single person. You'd be in wit and charm jail before you could even blink. I'm serious, though. The building could be dangerous, so try not to do anything stupid.
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this is really bad, isn't it? [He's not even a little bit okay with it, it's just a lot easier to deflect with humor than admit how freaked out he is.]
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We'll know if it gets worse.
The police are involved if it makes you feel better.
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STOP MAKING HIM GRIN LIKE AN IDIOT YOU'RE LUCKY HE'S ALONE]
But if something did happen, would you 50 First Dates me?
Until we were back to the same level of friendship.
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it might be hard to get u over being starstruck every day when u realized how famous and talented i am, but it'd be worth it even if u r an overachieving nerd :)
who else is gonna appreciate all my wit and charm???
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You'd be in wit and charm jail before you could even blink.
I'm serious, though.
The building could be dangerous, so try not to do anything stupid.
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And then what comes through is:]
One time in kindergarten you tried to climb on top of the swing set to jump off because you said you were a paratrooper.
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and anyway it was totally awesome, u know it was