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TIM DRAKE
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( Strange. Haven't people been talking about getting these? You'll find a delivery from Retrospec at your home, or at some place you often frequent. Thank you, says Retrospec. For all you do.
Inside the box there is a single feline plushie. Tied around its neck is a bit of ribbon with a note: ♥ From Yuri's Angels. There is nothing else. The box from Retrospec, the plush kitty, and that note.
Congratulations. You are the lucky mistaken recipient of a Yuri's Angel Cat Plush. What a wonderful day this must be!!! )
Inside the box there is a single feline plushie. Tied around its neck is a bit of ribbon with a note: ♥ From Yuri's Angels. There is nothing else. The box from Retrospec, the plush kitty, and that note.
Congratulations. You are the lucky mistaken recipient of a Yuri's Angel Cat Plush. What a wonderful day this must be!!! )
( on the upside, actually dissecting the plush cat will prove the following: it's filled with environmentally friendly stuffing, and is quite cleverly constructed. beyond that, it will remain a plush cattachino and, sadly, nothing will explode. or change colours when introduced the chemicals casually. still.
RIP, Cattachino!!! )
RIP, Cattachino!!! )
[LUCKILY, Tim is somewhat charmed by the cattachino because he loves anything remotely related to coffee. So all it gets is a small hole for checking that's easily sewn back up neatly.
Yuri's gift mistake sits on the shelf above his desk, a guide to helping him find out wtf Yuri's Angels are.]
Yuri's gift mistake sits on the shelf above his desk, a guide to helping him find out wtf Yuri's Angels are.]
Telling me I'm hot will not get me to help you fix your car. What are you, twelve?
[ooc: wee hello hope you don't mind.]
[ooc: wee hello hope you don't mind.]
Oh bloody hell again?!
Sorry. This was meant for someone else.
And it doesn't! He's just hitting one me to try and get me to look at his engine.
Actual engine. Not a euphemism. I hope.
Sorry. This was meant for someone else.
And it doesn't! He's just hitting one me to try and get me to look at his engine.
Actual engine. Not a euphemism. I hope.
It's fine. You're not the only one. I keep hearing about people getting wrong texts lately, and I've sent a few myself. At least public shame is, for now, out of sight.
Once you're finished with his engine, I'm sure he's going to want you to change gears. His gears.
Once you're finished with his engine, I'm sure he's going to want you to change gears. His gears.
Small blessings.
Probably. He is a boy.
I let slip I know stuff about cars and I guess that's 'hot.'
I want to go back to being the newspaper nerd they ignored.
Probably. He is a boy.
I let slip I know stuff about cars and I guess that's 'hot.'
I want to go back to being the newspaper nerd they ignored.
[It sort of counts!]
Uhm
You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Uhm
You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The school newspaper doesn't really have a 'school crime' section.
Since that's not a thing.
I haven't heard about more kids than usual getting in trouble though
Since that's not a thing.
I haven't heard about more kids than usual getting in trouble though
Legally, I'm innocent until proven guilty.
[Rin gets a link to a .zip file a few minutes later. It does, in fact, have all of the assignments for the semester. But it also has a hilarious collection of stupid and strange browser searches.
small itchy bumps on groin
dab urban dictionary
mortgage calculator
best dating website
underground robot tournaments near me
emoji meanings]
Not to bring up traumatizing memories, but has your phone yelled any other embarrassing information in the middle of class lately?
[Rin gets a link to a .zip file a few minutes later. It does, in fact, have all of the assignments for the semester. But it also has a hilarious collection of stupid and strange browser searches.
small itchy bumps on groin
dab urban dictionary
mortgage calculator
best dating website
underground robot tournaments near me
emoji meanings]
Not to bring up traumatizing memories, but has your phone yelled any other embarrassing information in the middle of class lately?
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